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Top ten signs of voter fraud

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SAN DIEGO (CBS 8) - Tuesday's midterm elections will go down as the most contentious and contemptuous in modern history. Some races will be so close that there will be accusations of voter fraud and outcome of some of the propositions will be decided in a court of law.

Even though all sorts of measures have been taken to assure that every vote counts, it's wise for us to be diligent when it comes to exercising the franchise. Here are the top 10 signs that you may be the victim of voter fraud.

10. Your polling place offers pole dances.

9. You're asked to fill out your ballot with Crayola.

8. Instead of "I Voted," you're given a sticker that says "I'm a Loser."

7. You can vote twice with a Player's Club card.

6 Guy in the booth next to you keeps yelling out, "The rent is too damn high."

5. You mail-in ballot returned "postage due."

4. Video of you voting ends up on YouTube.

3. On your ballot, several candidates' names are whited out.

2. You are voting in Chicago.

1. Sign on the outside of your voting booth reads "Biffy."

Remember, voting is both a privilege and an obligation, and at the very least it's our bi-annual opportunity to stick it to the man.

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